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Your phone got bigger. Your pants didn’t get stronger.

Black Convertible Suspenders (iSuspenders Pro in Black), photo 1 of 7

iSuspenders Pro in Black

Model. Which is best for your phone?
Finish. Pick your favorite.

Black

Total $89

Real suspenders. Ships unbranded from our retail partner, with a printable iSuspenders gift insert. Pants not included.

The real details (no jokes)
Look to tradition to create a modern, yet sophisticated style. Our Black Convertible Suspenders are designed to provide support without sacrificing comfort. The expert craftsmanship of our leather crosspatch suspenders do not restrict movement and will remain in place without slipping or having to adjust. Suspenders add a unique and versatile look that can be dressed up with a suit, or dressed down with jeans and a blazer.
Just here for the gag? The iSuspenders Unboxing Kit: a printable certificate, quick start guide, and box stickers. Free with every pair, or on its own for any gift.

Inside the Unboxing Kit.

Three printable pages: a Certificate of Authenticity with a quick start guide, Pro and Max gift tags with a fold-over note, and 12 stickers plus a box seal. This is a watermarked sample; the full-quality PDF arrives by email after checkout.

What you’ll need to print it

  • Pages 1–2: plain paper or cardstock (65–110 lb looks best).
  • Page 3 (stickers): full-sheet sticker paper, like Avery 3383 on Amazon (opens in a new tab): 8.5″ × 11″, matte white, inkjet or laser. Print at Actual size / 100%.
Watermarked sample of the iSuspenders Unboxing Kit: certificate page, gift tags page, and sticker sheet

Tech Specs.*

1 (one) Very large phone supported per pocket. Roughly.
PantSafe™ Clips that clip. Onto pants. Satisfying click included.
∞ hrs Battery life. No charging, no updates, no dongle.
0 apps Required. Works offline, in airplane mode, and on actual airplanes.

* Tech specs are jokes, not product specifications. Actual materials, sizing, and care are under “The real details” for each model.

The fine print. (Seriously.)

The joke

iSuspenders.co is a parody store. The model names, tech specs, taglines, and general air of a keynote are comedy. We make no claim that suspenders improve your phone, your posture, or your standing in society.

The suspenders

The suspenders are 100% real. Every order is a genuine pair, sourced from and shipped by an independent retail partner.

Shipping & returns

Suspenders ship directly from our partner and arrive unbranded: no iSuspenders box, logo, or keynote. Giving them as a gift? We recommend a gift receipt, plus the printable iSuspenders insert emailed with every order. Delivery times, returns, and refunds follow the store policies found on Cufflinks.com (shipping policy · refund policy).